Funny
All the ignorantly blissful little lambs who scoff at the idea of the Second Amendment being about protecting the American people from a government heading toward tyranny got a big healthy dose of reality Monday when a classified memo was leaked detailing the Obama administration’s justification for assassinating American citizens. Call it death by drone without due process.
In honor of this major step towards tyranny, yesterday, the hashtag #ReplaceSongTitleWithDrone was trending all over Twitter.
Celebrity-coined and paid-for-promotion hashtags are all fine and dandy, but for me, Twitter is at its very best when an everyday, average Joe or Josephine can send out a tweet with a hashtag they coined themselves and suddenly, it just strikes a chord that echoes out all across the Twittersphere.
Such was the case with this one from TxAv8r whose tweet started it all:
#ReplaceSongTitleWithDrone Sweet Drones (Are Made Of This)
— Greg Demo (@TxAv8r) February 6, 2013
It took off from there.
Some of the tweets are worthy of top status simply becuase they fit in with the original so well:
#ReplaceSongTitleWithDrone….. Drone It Make My Brown Eyes Blue…Linda Ronstadt
— Barb (@veteransharkie) February 7, 2013
I fought the drone and the drone won. #ReplaceSongTitleWithDrone
— Mat McLaughlin (@MatyMcAwesome) February 7, 2013
#ReplaceSongTitleWithDroneKilling Me Softly With His Drone
— Jenn (@StenoJenny) February 7, 2013
#ReplaceSongTitleWithDrone You are so drone-able, to me. You’re all so drone-able to me. Can’t you see?
— Mike Cornelison (@Mike_Cornelison) February 7, 2013
Droned and Confused!#replacesongtitlewithdrone
— DR LISA J DONATO (@LJDonato) February 7, 2013
#ReplaceSongTitleWithDrone I Droned the Sheriff… but I did not Drone the Deputy
— Posco Boggy-Hillocks (@gilcarvr) February 6, 2013
#ReplaceSongTitleWithDrone Drone strikes keep falling on my head.
— Mike Cornelison (@Mike_Cornelison) February 7, 2013
#ReplaceSongTitleWithDrone Macho macho drone, O’s got to have a macho drone
— Joseph D. (@dattiljs) February 7, 2013
It’s my Party and I’ll Drone if I Want To, Drone if I Want To, you would Drone too if it happened to you… #ReplaceSongTitleWithDrone
— Film Ladd (@FilmLadd) February 6, 2013
Of course, all this was sure to ruffle a few feathers:
RT @real_emmett #replacesongtitlewithdrone this is lame shame on you for trending this.. // DO NOT QUESTION DEAR LEADER!
— Mike Cornelison (@Mike_Cornelison) February 7, 2013
After checking their profile, you can be sure this person tweeted his John Lennon remake with a straight face and heartfelt sincerity:
#ReplaceSongTitleWithDrone Imagine there’s no dronesIt isn’t hard to doNothing to kill or die forAnd no religion too
— Namsse (@namsse) February 7, 2013
But the best tweets found a song titles that spoke directly to the madness of what’s going on:
Don’t hand me no lines and ‘keep your drones to yourself’.#ReplaceSongTitleWithDrone
— John Schmidt (@Schmidt2R) February 6, 2013
#ReplaceSongTitleWithDrone- If Droning You Is Wrong, I Don’t Wanna Be Right
— ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ (@big1d2) February 7, 2013
#ReplaceSongTitleWithDrone “Who’ll Stop The Drone?” (Creedence Clearwater Revival)
— Allison (@drrhymemd) February 7, 2013
#ReplaceSongTitleWithDrone I don’t Wanna Work I Wanna Bang On The Drone Allday, obama’s anthem
— Donna (D) (@izzyjsmom) February 7, 2013
#ReplaceSongTitleWithDrone Every Time You Drone Away (You Take a Piece of Me With You)
— 57th State (@57thState) February 7, 2013
#ReplaceSongTitleWithDrone You Can’t Always Drone Who You Want (But if you try sometime, you just might find) You Drone Who You Need
— Paul Tully (@Papatul) February 7, 2013
Runner up for best #ReplaceSongTitleWithDrone tweet:
“Droned in the U. S. A.” #replacesongtitlewithdrone
— E.A.Crosby (@Emilio_Crosby) February 7, 2013
And finally, the top tweet on the hashtag, sung from the perspective of King Obama himself . . .
#ReplaceSongTitleWithDrone “I’m Proud to Drone An American”
— Tommy Joe (@DrollNDry) February 6, 2013
Bam!
So there you have it, folks. Are we done here?
@just_a_texan ba da bing!
— Suzie Williams (@SuzieWilliams) February 7, 2013
Well who would have guessed it? Maybe the biggest story from the inauguration was the first lady and her new hairdo. The media was absolutely gushing:
Obama renders opinion on what he called most significant event of inaugural weekend: Michelle’s new haircut: apne.ws/11Kq4BE -RJJ
— The Associated Press (@AP) January 21, 2013
Matt Lauer: New term, new ‘do. First Lady Michelle Obama changes up her hairstyle with a bang as the final preparations are being made in Washington to host the President’s second inaugural.
NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams took time out of the broadcast to provide this supposed “news” update: “First Lady Michelle Obama turned 49 today. But the big news came as the First Lady’s office inaugurated a Twitter account and sent out this picture showing the First Lady’s new bangs. Which Vanity Fair’s website instantly praised, calling them ‘featherly,’ and tracing their lineage in hair terms to Brigitte Bardot.”
White House correspondent Kristen Welker proclaimed: “The buzz over her bangs was immediate. People magazine tweeted: ‘Guess who’s turning 49 with bangs? Yep. bday girl @michelleobama debuted a fab new cut.’”
Source: newsbusters
“Fab” was the exact word that came to my mind.
Hat tip to John-David.
Amazing that we have to explain the process of amending the Constitution to a guy the media sold us on as some sort of brilliant constitutional scholar.
Please note that the executive branch, executive orders and the office of the president are never mentioned in any way with the process of amending the Constitution.
“No Congress? No problem.” That’s the attitude of the so-called constitutional scholar who now resides in the White House. I have news for you, King Barry. Now that you don’t have to worry about being re-elected, you may think you can trample the Constitution without being held accountable, but on that, you couldn’t be any more mistaken.
From an Oregon sheriff vowing not to enforce unconstitutional gun control laws to a lawsuit challenging federal gun control in Montana to a Texas lawmaker proposing arrest for any feds who try enforcing new gun regulations in their state, this attempt to disarm the citizens is a fight the would-be tyrants on the left are going to wish they’d never started.
For youngsters who may be curious about mommy’s pregnancy and how it happened, in trying to avoid the nitty gritty details, many parents have often resorted to the old tale about the stork delivering the baby in a basket.
I prefer this explanation from Canadian photographer Patrice Laroche, as seeing is believing:
Nice.
Laroche created his “How to Make a Baby” photo series carrying out the project through the 9 months, taking pictures in the exact same settings as Sandra’s belly expanded.