Letters from the Lunar Outpost

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not.
- Emerson, American Poet and Essayist (1803-1882)

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Mi Chocolate

O choco choco chocolate
I want to feel you melt inside my mouth
I want to taste that deep dark brown delight
and then I’ll have myself another bite
Of chocolate
Mi chocolate

Take me down, down to the Mayan lands,
Take me down to Guatemala

Take me up to climb the pyramid
Let my heart bleed out in your hands

O choco choco chocolate
Mi choco choco chocolate
I want to feel you melt inside my mouth
I want to taste that deep dark brown delight
and then I’ll have myself another bite
Of chocolate
Mi chocolate

Sangre tan pura y limpia
Nativa americana

Soy aquí, soy tu conquistador
Sembrando en suelo fértil

O choco choco chocolate
Mi choco choco chocolate
I want to feel you melt inside my mouth
I want to taste that deep dark brown delight
and then I’ll have myself another bite
Of chocolate
Mi chocolate

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When it comes to making your New Year’s resolutions, why set yourself up to fail with unrealistic epectations and unobtainable goals?

Far better to aim for success with these Can’t Fail New Year’s Resolutions:

10. I will eat what tastes good and not trouble myself with worries over whether it’s good for me.

9. I promise also to eat more pork and eat more meat in general as a way of saying thank you to God for not making me a Muslim or a vegetarian.

8. In the coming year, I will be more honest with people, no matter how much it might hurt their feelings. After all, honesty is the best policy. Always remember that people need to hear the truth because the truth shall set them free.

7. Should I decide to take up smoking again, I will abandon selfish thoughts about my own health and instead think about the well-being of the nearly 1/4 million Americans directly employed by the tobacco industry.

6. All year long, I will do my best to encourage Democrats to vote for Hillary Clinton on November 9th and I will make sure to cast my vote when Election Day arrives on November 8th.

5. I’m going to stop concerning myself about the plight of the poor people around the world. There are plenty of people struggling right here at home, and when I say home, I mean right here at my house.

4. If I spend a little time watching Internet porn in the coming year, I will not burden myself with feelings of guilt. I will also do my share to help support single mothers by making more trips to the local strip club.

3. I will devote even more time in the coming year to listening to audiobooks, because the more well-read I am, the more interesting and intelligent your friends and acquaintances are.

Someone Is Wrong on the Internet

2. This year, I will take all the time necessary to help people understand why they’re wrong when they post their muddle-headed opinions on the Internet.

1. Last but not least, I promise not to gloat when February rolls around and I’m the only one whose New Year’s resolutions are still intact.

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I’m going to re-record these tracks, but I think the song would kick ass with the right singer.

Middleman Blues

I’ve been so stressed out lately won’t somebody come sedate me?
Before I go smooth out of my mind
Time after time it’s all the same, it gets to be so draining
Somehow I know that it’s gotta change
‘Cause I’m so sick and tired of being wrapped in chicken wire
I think I’m just about to unwind

‘Cause I’m so tired of being the middleman
Don’t you think of pointing your finger at me
Everyone’s all wanting the upper hand
Everybody wants a nominal fee
And you know it’s always the middle man
Who gets his ass nailed to the tree
And when all’s said and done won’t be the one
Sticking his ass out for free

As much as I may hate it, I just have to up and say it
Won’t you all please just leave me alone
And even though it hurts me, don’t you know that it alerts me
DOn’t need to be a middleman jones
I’m not the type to complain, baby it’s not the same thing
And you can say that maybe I’ve changed

‘Cause I’m so tired of being the middleman
Don’t you think of pointing your finger at me
Everyone’s all wanting the upper hand
Everybody wants a nominal fee
And you know it’s always the middle man
Who gets his ass nailed to the tree
And when all’s said and done won’t be the one
Sticking his ass out for free

‘Cause I’m so tired of being the middleman
Don’t you think of pointing your finger at me
Everyone’s all wanting the upper hand
Everybody wants a nominal fee
And you know it’s always the middle man
Who gets his ass nailed to the tree
And when all’s said and done won’t be the one
Sticking his ass out for free

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Team of Rivals
by
Doris Kearns Goodwin