Letters from the Lunar Outpost

Envy will merit, as its shade pursue, but like a shadow, proves the substance true.
- Pope, English Poet, Critic, and Translator (1688-1744)

You’re probably asking yourself, who is Orlando Jones and why is imploring his fellow liberals to kill Sarah Palin, a woman who was governor of Alaska and the second female V.P. candidate in American history?

As to who he is, Orlando Jones is an American comedian and film and television actor, notable for being one of the original cast members of the sketch comedy series MADtv and for his role as the 7 Up spokesman from 1999-2002.

More important than who he is, however, is the “why”. Why would a seemingly rational man call for the assassination of Sarah Palin?

It’s more common than you would imagine, in fact, you probably know someone just like Orlando Jones – a person who imagines themselves, as a liberal, to be inherently open-minded, the epitome of tolerance, and yet at the very mention of two words, “Sarah Palin”, witness this very same person become a hate-spewing zombie for no reason other than the fact that Sarah Palin happens to hold different values and political beliefs than they do.

Orlando Jones and hundreds of thousands like him suffer from Palin Derangement Syndrome: an ugly affliction and virulent disease running rampant throughout entire sections of the left-wing community.

Please pray with us that all the poor souls suffering from PDS can turn off the MSNBC, find a qualified doctor and get treatment for this mentally debilitating disease.

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4 Responses to Palin Derangement Syndrome

  • She’s yesterdays news. Her political life is over and her 15 minutes are up….

    • I definitely think the woman has chose wisely not to run in this election, which makes it even more amazing when you consider all the hate and vitriol being belched out against her by thousands all over the left-wing world.

      Maybe I should write 12 step program for all the poeple suffering from chonic PDS and help show people what wonderful lives they could have were they willing to unburden themselves frrom this obsessive hate they have for Palin. We need to get these people into meetings where they can find a sponsor, take a moral inventory and then work the twelve steps!

  • Orlando doesn’t seem to think so…LOL


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